I Cause Global Warming

I read this on foxnews.com this morning, I just laughed... The first quote in bold is the original from the website, the next is the same quote with my thoughts in parenthesis.

'Dr. Phil Edwards, of the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, said: "Moving about in a heavy body is like driving in a gas guzzler."

Each fat person is said to be responsible for emitting a ton more of climate-warming carbon dioxide per year than a thin one.'


'Dr. Phil Edwards(quack), of the London School of Hygiene (Can a Brit really preach to us about hygiene? Really?) and Tropical Medicine, said: "Moving (Now we have a reason not to move, which includes exercise.) about in a heavy body (Dr. Phil is smart! He is afraid of us fat people, not calling us fat was a good idea.) is like driving in a gas guzzler."(I think they should be specific. If you are 25 pounds overweight, your a full sized car emitter, 25-50 is SUV emitter, 50 to 100 Semi-truck emitter, 100 or more, a fully loaded 747. This is scientific after all.)

Each fat(the journalist that wrote this is not as smart, probably because he is not a DR.) person is said to be responsible for emitting a ton (of course depending on your emitting status that could be more) more of climate-warming carbon dioxide (Don't forget about methane.) per year than a thin one.'

I guess that "breathing thing" fat people do is going to have to stop.

But wait, This just in...Joggers cause global warming too...all the heavy breathing from strenuous exercise produces the same amount of CO2 as a fully loaded VW Bug.

(I love sarcasm)

What's next?

Shalom,
Randy